I need help removing her.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
