He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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