dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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