Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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