Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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