Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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