i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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