I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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