i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
