They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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