I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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