Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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