can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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