We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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