So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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