Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I love you.
Bad choice
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