A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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