We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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