I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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