Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just gift wrapped bread.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Sorry my hands just texted you
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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