So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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