I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
well you can't waste a boner
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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