is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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