They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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