just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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