Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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