Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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