I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize