so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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