Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
We are all done wearing pants today
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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