lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
