I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
