bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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