yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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