i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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