i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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