it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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