I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
