Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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