My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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