You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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