Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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