...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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