i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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