i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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