Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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