I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
