It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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