i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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