Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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