3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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