garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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